How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
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