either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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