Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
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Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
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They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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