i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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