The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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