i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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