Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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