just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
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Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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