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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Where did you get a picture of my penis

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.

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  What a good friend

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work

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• (325): View more from Texas

  She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.

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• (631): View more from New York

  She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.

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