I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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