ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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