dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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