Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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