i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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