this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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