i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
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Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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