so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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