This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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