I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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