he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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