He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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