i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
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I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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