We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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