return my video game
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
