I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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