Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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