I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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