whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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