I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
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There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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