I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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