I bet he comes in French.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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