office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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