And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
you didnt know i had herpes?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
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Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I deserve this hangover.
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I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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