Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just threw up on my dentist
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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