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I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
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the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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