Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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