is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I cockslap morals
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
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Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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