I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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