were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Is Oprah even human
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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