I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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