On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
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I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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