Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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