do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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