WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
