Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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