no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
there is glitter all over my balls
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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