I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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