we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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