In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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