There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
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