Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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