I just pynch a tree in the face
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course I have a pirate flag
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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