Dual....:-)
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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