Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
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