I'd wear matching sweaters with you
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize
