Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
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You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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