Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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